Mean Professor

The medical student was shocked when hereceived a failing grade in radiology.Approaching the professor, he demandedto know the reason for the grade. "You know the self X-ray you took?"asked the professor. "I do." said the student. "A fine picture," the professor said,"of your lungs, stomach, and liver." "If it's a fine picture, then why didyou give me an F?" asked the student "I had no choice," said the professor."You didn't put your heart in it."

The last words of a chemist:
1. And now the tasting test.
2. May that become hot?
3. And now a little bit from this...
4. ... and please keep that test tube alone!
5. And now shake it a bit.
6. Why is there no label on this bottle?
7. In which glass was my mineral water
?8. The bunsen burnes *is* out!
9. Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?
10. *H* stands for Nitrogen - and that does *not* burn...
11. Oh, now I have spilt something...
12. First the acid, then the water...
13. And now the detonating gas problem.
14. This is a completely safe experimental setup.
15. Where did I put my gloves?
16. O no, wrong beaker...
17. The fire alarm is just being tested.
18. Now you can take the protection window away...
19. Peter can you please help me. Peter!?!
Peeeeeteeeeer?!?!?!?
22. Something is wrong here...
21. Trust me - I know what I am doing.25. And now a cigarette...

First Time

Boy, it feels sorta great to try out blogging.This is my first time so Dun laugh at me if I end up doing some thing silly.^_^